A duck doesn't make you happy

Doe joe want toe ried somting fannie? Aj wil tel joe u umerikun djook.

Marjolein, Judith and Mirjam all go to heaven.
The enter the gate to heaven, and they hear a voice saying : welcome in heaven. Here is everything you want, and everything you like. You can do anything. However, there is ONE rule. Don't step on a duck. It will not make you happy" Wow, the girls were kind of shocked, but when they saw the choclatfountain, the beds with million pillows and stores of summerdresses, they totally forgot about the ducks.
For a while, everything went oke. The girls were happy. Until.. Marjolein stepped on a duck. Immidiatly the most ugly man you can ever imagine stood next to her. The loud, heavy voice spoke: "This man will stay with you for ever" Judith and Mirjam laughed their heads of, because now Marjolein had the most ugliest man in heaven!
But, Judith wasn't that smart either, and when a duck was under her foot, the sound of uglyness came in her ears, and when she turned around, there he was. The ugliest man of the world. "This man will stay with you for ever"the loud, heavy vouce said againg. Mirjam lauged her head of. Two of her friends ended up with the most ugliest mans in heaven, and she still didn't made a mistake. Now her friends had dthese ugly mans, she decided to leave them.
After a while she came back to Marjolein and Judith, and at her side, the most beautiful man was there. He was absolutely the most amazing guy in heaven! "what happend" Marjolein and Judith asked. The guy answered.
"I stepped on a duck."

Lydia
( ps, ben nu eindelijk aan de labels begonnen. Is misschien toch wel leuk om alles even na te lezen.. Ik heb gelabeld vanaf 2009, dus dat is me nogal wat:))